Dunston Hall Hotel Spa & Golf Resort

Alright, picture this: you're in the middle of a game of golf, and suddenly, a squirrel runs off with your ball. No, this isn't a cheesy joke, this actually happened to me at Dunston Hall Hotel Spa & Golf Resort. But let me start from the beginning.

Welcome to Dunston Hall: Where History Meets 'Hole' in One

So, Dunston Hall, eh? It's like they took a bit of history, a dash of luxury, a sprinkle of nature, and a whole lot of fun, shook it all up, and said, "Let's make a resort out of this!"

First things first, this place is old. We're talking 1859 old. It's like the granddaddy of hotels. But don't worry, it's not one of those stuffy, 'don't touch anything' kind of places. No, no, Dunston Hall is more like the cool grandpa who lets you play with his vintage car keys.

Spa-ing Like It's 1999

Now, let's talk about the spa. Because who doesn't love a good pampering, right? Dunston Hall's spa is like a secret hideaway, a little slice of heaven tucked away in the resort. They've got this thing called the 'Experience Showers'. Sounds fancy, doesn't it? Well, let me tell you, it's like they took every shower you've ever had, multiplied it by a thousand, and then added some fairy dust.

You've got your tropical rain, your Caribbean storm, your Arctic mist. I mean, I felt like I should be charging people to watch me shower. But don't worry, they've got robes and slippers, so you won't be walking around looking like a human teabag.

Golf: The Sport of Kings (and Squirrels)

Now, back to that squirrel. So, there I was, standing on the 18th hole, ready to make my grand entrance into the world of golfing heroes. I took a deep breath, swung my club, and... off runs a squirrel with my ball. I mean, come on! I was robbed by a rodent!

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But in all seriousness, the golf course at Dunston Hall is a beauty. It's like they took a chunk of the Norfolk countryside, rolled it out, and said, "Here you go, have at it." It's got 18 holes, it's challenging but not impossible, and it's got more twists and turns than a soap opera.

And the best part? If you're not feeling like a Tiger Woods, they've got a driving range where you can hit balls until your arms fall off. No squirrels allowed, unfortunately.

Food Glorious Food

Alright, let's talk about the important stuff: food. Dunston Hall's got a couple of restaurants, but the standout is the Brasserie. They've got this thing called the 'Sunday Lunch', and let me tell you, it's like they took every Sunday roast you've ever had and said, "Let's make it a million times better."

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I'm talking roast beef so tender it melts in your mouth, Yorkshire puddings big enough to wear as a hat, and enough gravy to bathe in. I mean, I was so full I had to waddle back to my room like a penguin on a beach ball.

So, Should You Go?

Well, if you're looking for a place that's got a bit of everything - history, luxury, nature, and a whole lot of fun - then yes, you should definitely go. Dunston Hall is like that friend who's got a bit of everything: they're funny, they're smart, they're good-looking, and they make you feel right at home.

Just watch out for the squirrels. They've got sticky fingers.